A social media user named Wale Olayanju posted this on his Facebook page.
Exclusive Interview: I have proofs was sleeping with Jazzy Tiwa, OTHERS- TeeBillz
By Wale OLAYANJU
I was walking on Demuren street in Ketu, Lagos When I found myself on Suddenly Peckham High Street, London. Right Where Obalende used to stand his new edifice was esta with a giant signpost Which read "Edible Catering" with a faint tagline "we deliver knock-out service"
Out of curiosity, I Decided to enter the restaurant.
In one of the corners was TJ, the trending man in town, discussing acerca With four ladies in uniform. The moment I saw me, I excused himself and was walking towards me.
"Wale, I Have Been looking for you," I called. Startled, I Asked, "How did you know my name and what for?"
TJ: Forget matter. You think I did not see what you guys are posting on social media?
Me: Posts? Which posts?
The memes you were posting about me and my ex-wife.
Ex-wife? But the court has not Granted the divorce? You have it?
Have you guys refused to hear me out before coming to your conclusions and it is unfair.
I thought Stated You have your own side of the story With Those Instagram posts.
No. My account was hacked. I did not bullsh * ts Those post. Was not me.
But is it not true that you 'duped her while you were her manager and she was the one housing, feeding, clothing and pocket money Also giving you?
Kini big deal? Look, I made her. Have you seen her picture When She started? I Took her up from the gutter, refined her, paid for her ticket to Nigeria, produced and paid for her first video. I did everything for her. She Should be eternally grateful to me. Without me, there was not her. What has she done for me? (Singing Obey's song): Kin l'enikan is, t'enikan or ri, E ma mo Kayode hale me ..
From your complaint About Her not cooking for you to your saving a number with "edible catering" and now this new restaurant, you must like food, bros.
Look, are you not a Nigerian? Have not you Heard That the way to a man's heart is through His stomach and not through hip-hop? When she refused to cook at home claiming celeb and breadwinner, will not I found a mean of satisfying myself?
Satisfying yourself? Including getting knock out?
I did not sleep with no edible whatever. She only cooks for me while my wife was partying around and Dr. Sid With Jazzy.
But how can a caterer be calling you at 2:00 a.m.?
Tiwa was just being jealous and possessive unnecessarily. You know the nature of our work now. We can eat at any time of the day. By way tie, there was not 2am. It was around after 1am.
Is it true that you 'wanted to commit suicide?
Me? Mo ku you! James Bond l'omo Latile. That was Their fertile imagination. See, have you seen any of our politicians resign before? We be African, and no dey our DNA. How can I myself kee When this world is so sweet: s'aiye, s'omo, se'go! That was Jackie Chan Pure move. Emi?Kee mysef? Tufiakwa?
But N45m? What did you do With That kind of amount?
Investment, of course! Look at this place. To get this kind of highbrow edifice in London, and easy? Since she fired me as her manager, I do not go survive and Establish something for myself. Or, do not you like this place? Talk true. (Smiles)
Of course, I do. But, That is why you named it Edible Catering? This place used to be called Obalende Suya Express Restaurant.
Well, I do not know what you are talking about. That is pure co-incidence.
What are you doing acerca the name? Have you registered or patented it? You know our people, tomorrow you start hearing things like May "Miss Edible Catering", "Face of Edible Catering", "Edible Catering Ambassador" etc etc
Laughs. I have no comments.
Now, you Claimed She Took away your manhood? If she Takes You manhood away, how was "edible catering" able to knock you out?
I Told you my account was hacked. Am I That Mike Tyson was knocked out by Buster Douglas? There was no knock out anywhere. Even at that, does your wife know all your secrets? Omo Oodua nor my ke. Emi? Kiki ara gbogbo ija. Fiile bee. I have reservoir. Ta ka ba or m'oni, the mu wave maa.
What evidence do you have your wife was bleeping That Jazzy, Dr. Sid and 2face?
What evidence does she Have That I was bleeping em .. em .. edible catering?
But she saw the evidence on your phone now?
What right has she to be checking my phone? Do not We Have right to privacy in our constitution again? Besides, have you being to Jazzy studio before? Do you know Jazzy studio doubles as His home? Bros, you know now. E ma nu fi mi, mo moo heh. I will not be mungun now. Na make crayfish bend or condition. We know how and dey roll.
But, you still do not Have to concrete evidence.
Have you listened to the lyrics of Dorobucci?
No, I have not?
Go and listen to it.
You tell me
Ok, let me sing it for you. # Singing
Jazzy sings: doro big, doro heavy, skillful doro, doro bloody.
Dr Sid Sings: doro carry, doro hammer, doro pako, doro knack pass carpenter wey don dey Knack before. Then D'Prince Said doro is a cheerful giver. Imagine?
But They Were singing just now, Doro is just a slang.
Idiot. You do not know anything. That I'd reasoned along line till my goons called my attention to it. Who is the doro That is a cheerful giver? Now, listen to my wife's line. She said: doro Doro na na diva Tiwa .... .... .... She no dey tire Tired of what?
But That still did not completely prove she was sleeping with them.
What do you know? You do not know Those Guys. They kiss and tell.When Jazzy sing Eminado. what do you think I was saying? It is a code.Eminado is a Yoruba word. It means: Emi naa do (I Also bleep her). That mean They are passing around her. How many husbands can take this?How many?
She has offered Preferred to take a lie detector test to show she was not That sleeping with them.
Hehehehehe. Lie detector. Hahahahahaha. Why can not she Suggest ayelala. Or is she not a Yoruba woman again? Is our culture lie detector?Are we oyibos? Sango is there, there is Ogun, Obatala is there, she is talking acerca lie detector. You seem not to know Nigerians. By the time our people operate on That lie detector, even the call itself will lie detector to lier. I can only believe her if she is ready to swear by ayelala, Sango or Ogun.
Then, why can not you propose to her That?
Aha, I know her, she will never swear Because she is doing it. She will soon start saying she is a christian, blah blah blah. A woman That has refused to sleep with me for months, where is she getting it from?Someone that I know well well. Abi not be hin sing "she no dey tire"? Let her follow me to Ondo and swear by ayelala. I am ready to pay for our transport, to and fro.
So, you mean your wife is hot and .....
Do not talk to my wife in Such a manner. Ab'oloshi or bobo or ke yi? I can kill myself and kill anybody Because of her. In fact, you are stupid. You are an idiot. You are....
I Brought out a gun and was About to fire.
"Jeeesussssssss ...." I Shouted and woke up with a start.
I Have Been dreaming!
I need to see Iya Rasaki alagbo Immediately after service today. This is a clear indication That is acerca de esta high fever to relapse.
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