The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande pictured above, announced plans to have witchcraft included in the country's educational curriculum starting from 2018.
Blade Nzimande speaking to representatives from student unions around the country said: "There is a lot to learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore." the minister said.
The minister's announcement was met with setbacks and boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium. The minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.
He minister had also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits.
Blade Nzimande also said the Minister of Home affairs, Malusi Gigaba had been spoken to and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits.
Blade Nzimande also said Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.
Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.
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